The best and nothing but the best is labeled ARMOUR!

Yep, words to live by.

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Normally the spam is what disturbs me most as it’s mainly compressed-air liquified cow brains and other stuff, but in this case I’m rather disturbed by the prospect of someone eating a sandwich with three huge green onions just sort of stuffed in there (see top sandwich).

Only if your shelf is already in Mexico. 

creamy shellfish… no.